Jokes in English

In the classroom

A teacher said, “Mary, I’d like you to give me a sentence beginning
with ‘I’, please.”

Mary thought for a few seconds and then said, “I is…”

The teacher interupted her and said, “No Mary, you cannot begin a
sentence with ‘I is’ – you must use ‘I am’.”

Mary looked upset and said, “But Miss…”

The teacher shouted, “Give me a sentence beginning with ‘I am’, please.”

Mary shrugged her shoulders and said, “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”

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