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Genie joke
A woman is walking along a beach when she finds an old oil lamp.
She picks it up and rubs it, and out comes a genie.
The genie says to the woman, “Thank you for freeing me from the oil lamp.
I will grant you three wishes, but whatever you wish for, your horrible ex-husband will get twice as much. What is your first wish?”
The woman says, “I’d like a million dollars in my bank account, please!”
The genie says, “You now have a million dollars in your bank account,
and your ex-husband now has two million dollars. What is your second wish?”
The woman says, “I’ve always wanted a nice car. I’d like a brand new
Rolls-Royce, please!”
The genie says, “You now have a new Rolls-Royce in your garage
at home, and your ex-husband now has two new Rolls-Royces.
What is your third wish?”
The woman thought for a while and then said, “I’d like you to remove one
of my kidneys, please!”
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