Drunk Man

Posted by admin on September 20th, 2009

Jokes in English

Drunk Man

One completely drunk man stood under the Nelson’s Column and poured off.
A bobby came up to him and said:
- Excuse me, sir. But it’s the Nelson’s Column…
- I fuck your Nelson!
- Excuse me, sir. But it’s a public place…
- I fuck your public!
- Excuse me, sir. But the Queen has a promenade here sometimes.
- I fuck your queen!!!
- Indeed?!
- In bed!
- Oh, I am sorry your majesty!

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