Jokes in English The Science Teacher The science teacher explained to his class that long waves can go round objects but short waves cannot. Seeing blank faces, he picked up his hat, held it in front of his face and asked the nearest pupil, “Can you see my face?” “No sir.” “Can you hear my [...]
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British Cannibal
Posted by admin on September 15th, 2009
Jokes in English British Cannibal A cannibal spent four years studying at Oxford University. At the end of it, he was asked, “When you return to the jungle, will you still continue to eat human flesh?” “Of course I will,” he replied, “But I’ll always use a knife and fork.”
Amazing thing
Posted by admin on September 15th, 2009
Jokes in English Amazing thing A man was sitting at the bar in a watering hole whose selling point was that it was on top of the largest skyscraper in town. Another man walks in and asks the bartender for a Jack Daniel’s. He downs it, and then takes a running leap out the window. [...]
2 x 11
Posted by admin on September 15th, 2009
Jokes in English 2 x 11 Why is two times ten the same as two times eleven? Because two times ten is twenty, and two times eleven is twenty, too!
2 x 10
Posted by admin on September 15th, 2009
Jokes in English 2 x 10 Why is two times ten the same as two times eleven? Because two times ten is twenty, and two times eleven is twenty, too!
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