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		<description><![CDATA[What&#8217;s 3 x 2? A little boy returned home from school and told his father that he had failed the maths test. His father asked him, &#8220;Why did you fail?&#8221; The boy replied, &#8220;The teacher asked me &#8216;How much is 3 x 2?&#8217; and I said &#8217;3 x 2 is 6&#8242;.&#8221; &#8220;Well, that&#8217;s right&#8221; said [...]]]></description>
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