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		<title>Magic</title>
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Magic
While on holiday in Las Vegas a couple went to see a magic show.
After one of the tricks the woman shouted out, &#8220;How did you do that?&#8221;
The magician replied, &#8220;I could tell you, madam, but if I did then
I would have to kill you.&#8221;
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		<title>Long grass</title>
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Long grass
One afternoon a wealthy laywer was sitting in the back of his ,
limousine being driven to work, when he saw two men eating grass
by the side of the road.
He ordered his driver to stop, and then he got out to investigate.
&#8220;Why are you eating grass?&#8221; he asked the men.
&#8220;Sir, we don&#8217;t have [...]]]></description>
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		<title>In the classroom</title>
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In the classroom
A teacher said, &#8220;Mary, I&#8217;d like you to give me a sentence beginning
with &#8216;I&#8217;, please.&#8221;
Mary thought for a few seconds and then said, &#8220;I is&#8230;&#8221;
The teacher interupted her and said, &#8220;No Mary, you cannot begin a
sentence with &#8216;I is&#8217; &#8211; you must use &#8216;I am&#8217;.&#8221;
Mary looked upset and said, &#8220;But Miss&#8230;&#8221;
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		<title>Good news, bad news</title>
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Good news, bad news
The soldiers had been in the field for two weeks and hadn&#8217;t had
showers or been able to change their clothes.
Then one day the general came along and said, &#8220;Men, I have some
good news and some bad news. Which would you like first?&#8221;
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		<title>Good Manners</title>
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Good Manners
A teacher was giving her class of small children a lesson on good manners.
&#8220;Suppose, by mistake, you step on a lady&#8217;s foot. What do you do?&#8221;
&#8220;I say pardon me.&#8221;
&#8220;Very good. Now suppose the lady, to reward you, gives you a coin. What do you do?&#8221;
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