The old lady A policeman stops an elderly lady on the road for speeding: Lady: Is there a problem officer? Policeman: Madam, you were driving too fast! L: OH, I see. P: Can I see your driver’s license? L: Well, I don’t have one. P: You don’t!? L: Yeah, I lost it for drunk driving [...]
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The monster
Posted by admin on September 2nd, 2010
The monster A man returned home earlier than usual. His son met him, very upset, and crying, “Daddy, there’s a monster in your bedroom.” “There’s a what?” “A monster. And he’s hidden in mummy’s wardrobe.” So the man went upstairs, found his wife in bed and opened the wardrobe door. Inside, his oldest friend tried [...]
Supermarket
Posted by admin on September 2nd, 2010
Supermarket A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The supermarket manager greeted him with a smile and a handshake, and then gave him a brush, saying “Welcome to Smith’s Supermarkets. Here is a brush – your first job is to sweep the floor.” The young man looked amazed [...]
River
Posted by admin on September 2nd, 2010
River A man was walking along a river bank (the land at the side of a river is called a bank) when he saw a man walking along the opposite bank. He called across, “Hey, how do I get to the other side of the river?” The other man looked confused and shouted back, “You’re [...]
Penguin
Posted by admin on September 2nd, 2010
Penguin A man was walking along Hietzinger Hauptstrasse near Parkhotel Schönbrunn when he found a penguin walking along the road. So he picked it up and took it to the local police station. He said to the policeman “I found this penguin on Hietzinger Hauptstrasse, near Parkhotel Schönbrunn. What should I do with it?” The [...]
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